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  • August 26, 2016 2:31 PM EDT

    I am 25 years old and I've never had a gf, never had sex, nor even kissed a girl. Hell I don't even go out at all to talk to girls. I'm 6'4", 298 pounds (used to be 414) and I have over 100 matches on tinder and have been told I was the best looking guy at work. But I still have NO confidence. I hate myself. I also hate the size of my dick and I think about that a lot. It's like 6.5 inches and not very thick at all. I've always assumed it just wasn't big enough to please any woman.. so why try? I also get all kinds of anxiety talking to just about anyone so that's why I just don't even bother. I go to work, come home, sleep. Repeat. Repeat. For 4 years now. I have almost $100,000 in my savings because I have no hobbies nor a life. Bought my car in 2013 and it had 112,000K on it. Now has 125,000. That shows you how far I travel. To and from work. That is it. I've always told myself that I will change and my life will be amazing and I will have all the confidence In the world once I lose the weight and actually look like a normal human being. But I've been fat my entire life and I'll lose and lose, then go out and binge eat because I'm addicted to food. Also, I've thought about how even if I do lose the weight, I'll still have this small dick. That I cannot change. It's small. Forever and ever. I met this young girl at work and we would talk about all kinds of stuff while we worked. We got onto the subject of dicks. Don't ask me how.. but yeah.i tell her everything about myself and end up showing her a picture of it. She tells me it's "too small for her." This girl is young and immature and cheats on her boyfriend and I hate her. But... that hurt. I go my whole life talking to no girls because of my dick and how fat I am. Then I talk to this immature 18 year old good looking blonde girl with an ass to die for and this is what she tells me. She also told me that she'd "call me up " if she ever broke up with her bf. She ended up xheating on him and was single for a while. So I asked her about it. She said it was all a lie and only said that "to be nice." Im sorry but How is that fucking nice? She said the only way she'd fuck me is if I was never fat to begin with (because 'no offense, but when you lose weight you'll have loose skin and I don't know what to do with that, no offense") and if i had a bigger dick. Wow. I mean wow. I was already insecure and then I met this girl and it became 1000x worse. There are many other things I won't mention now that she has done. I've gone on a huge rant now with a huge block of text. I don't even know what I'm expecting from posting this. Any advice? ☭

    • 24 posts
    August 26, 2016 2:51 PM EDT

    Oh I know! 

    Have you heard of BDSM and Feederism? From what I've heard you're pretty pathetic. I'm sure a fat loving mistress would T A P the hell out of that. 

    Cheers.

  • August 26, 2016 3:24 PM EDT

    That was horrible advice.

  • August 26, 2016 4:20 PM EDT

    my eyes have seen the glory of the trampling at the zoo

  • August 26, 2016 4:20 PM EDT


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    In west Philadelphia born and raised
    On the playground was where I spent most of my days
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    When a couple of guys who were up to no good
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    I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
    She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

    I begged and pleaded with her day after day
    But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
    She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
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    There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
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    If anything I could say that this cab was rare
    But I thought, "Nah, forget it."
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    I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
    And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo home smell ya later."
    I looked at my kingdom
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    To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air

  • August 26, 2016 4:22 PM EDT

    In west Pakistania
    Born and raised
    On the bomb range where I spent most of my days
    Blowin up infidels, relaxin all cool
    Shootin U.S. troops outside of school
    When a couple of americans who were up to no good
    Started defiling islam in my neighborhood
    I set off one chem bomb and my mom got scared
    She said "You're moving in with your 6 aunties in Tehran"
    I whistled for a plane
    And when it came near
    The license plate said "Boom" and there were severed heads in the mirror
    I thought to myself "Man, this plane is rare"
    Then I thought "Nah man, fulfill Sharia law"
    "Go bomb in Tehran"
    I pulled up to the cell about 9:11 or later
    I looked at the driver and said "Allah hu akbar, madh Allah, yarzuqna"
    I looked at my flag
    I've earned my title
    Time to sit on my nukes as the prince of ISIL

  • August 25, 2017 7:43 PM EDT

    I know how you feel, kind of. Being lonely sucks. But don't give up. You're not ugly. You're you, and that is a very good thing. Someday you'll find an amazing person who won't abandon you. I really hope that day comes soon. Wishing you luck, wherever you are.

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