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  • GF for hire

    Hello basement dwellers & virgins of emowire. I’m looking for a girl to hire as my GF. I’ll pay you in PH coin. Obviously she needs to have a good personalityblahblah. And a big @ss. Your mum doesn’t count btw
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  • Places that need to be raided instead of Area 51

    The Kremlin. Chernobyl. The Vatican secret archives. Pine gap. Church of Scientology.
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